Mayonnaise…

OK – I know all of you who read my blog know that mayo is out!  It no longer exists in my food vocabulary!  The fat free Greek yogurt has taken its place.  So here are a few things you can do with that bottle of mayo to get it out of your existence.

Condition your hair by massaging it into your hair and scalp.  Cover your head with a shower cap, wait a few minutes, and shampoo.

Relieve sunburn pain by slathering mayo over the affected areas.

Clean piano keys with a little mayo applied with a soft cloth.  Wait a few minutes, wipe with a damp cloth and buff.

Remove bumper stickers by rubbing some mayo over them.  Let it sit for a while and wipe it off.  It will also remove tar and pine sap.